Smoking Blunts With Satan
4gifs:

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You’d do well to remember that she’s not a necromancer. :P

perfectjohnlock:

Friendly reminder that the male’s sperm determines the sex of the baby. Royals back in the day would wrongfully blame the woman when they should have blamed the man.

annachlumsky:

WE ARE TRULY LIVING IN A GOLDEN AGE

annachlumsky:

WE ARE TRULY LIVING IN A GOLDEN AGE

c1assyindividual:

living the dream

c1assyindividual:

living the dream

heckacute:

I’m sorry I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy cutting open Fruit Gushers and squeezing all of the goo into a glass so I can take a shot of it because that has always been a dream of mine and now that I’m an adult with a job, I finally have the means to make it a reality. Please leave your name and number after the beep. 

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