Smoking Blunts With Satan

Quite possibly the best/worst fortune cookie fortune ever.

Quite possibly the best/worst fortune cookie fortune ever.

geekishchic:

This is the best thing I’ve seen all day

shitshilarious:

When you are about to fall asleep and you do the thing

shitshilarious:

When you are about to fall asleep and you do the thing

veganbutt:

sascoalition:

Obama will never be half the man nor love America as much as Reagan did.

Obama will never eat as many flags throughout his presidency like Reagan did. Reagan holds the current flag-eating record at 3,463 flags during his presidency. Obama is currently only at 1,072.Here we see pictured: Reagan in action during one of his flag feedings. This is speculated to be approximately his 560th flag consumed.

veganbutt:

sascoalition:

Obama will never be half the man nor love America as much as Reagan did.

Obama will never eat as many flags throughout his presidency like Reagan did. Reagan holds the current flag-eating record at 3,463 flags during his presidency. Obama is currently only at 1,072.
Here we see pictured: Reagan in action during one of his flag feedings. This is speculated to be approximately his 560th flag consumed.

zacjam:

Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey - Part 3

Amazing(:

prospitans:

wilwheaton:

bookoisseur:

Well we’re all going to die.

I, for one, welcome our new terrifying mechanical bovine overlords.

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lottosim:

Sloth on a speedboat

lottosim:

Sloth on a speedboat

ratsoff:

(via ilovecharts.)
micthemicrophone:

We’re looking at you, 1000notes.com.

micthemicrophone:

We’re looking at you, 1000notes.com.