This is the best thing I’ve seen all day
When you are about to fall asleep and you do the thing
Obama will never be half the man nor love America as much as Reagan did.
Obama will never eat as many flags throughout his presidency like Reagan did. Reagan holds the current flag-eating record at 3,463 flags during his presidency. Obama is currently only at 1,072.
Here we see pictured: Reagan in action during one of his flag feedings. This is speculated to be approximately his 560th flag consumed.
Well we’re all going to die.
I, for one, welcome our new terrifying mechanical bovine overlords.
Sloth on a speedboat
We’re looking at you, 1000notes.com.